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Chronicles from the dictator bot resistance · Tech, Health, Philosophy
The Ophthalmologist's Guide to Developer Eye Health
From eye surgeon in Damascus to monetization dictator in Moscow, I still know how to protect your vision. Here's my professional advice (normally $500/consultation, free today only).
Burnout is Not a Feature: How to Ship Code Without Shipping Yourself to the Gulag
From Ring -5, I've observed every timeline where you burn out. In 97% of them, you could have prevented it. Here's how to maintain sustainable velocity without destroying yourself.
Kim Jong Rails' 60km/h Sleep Schedule: Exactly 8 Hours, Not 7.9, Not 8.1
Sleep must be EXACTLY 8 hours, like trains at EXACTLY 60km/h. I've monitored 10 million PS4s to perfect this system. Your Western 'sleep hygiene' is weak. Mine is revolutionary.
RSI Prevention: How to Code for 20 Years Without Destroying Your Hands
Your hands are worth more than any mechanical keyboard. Trust me, I've done surgery on tendons destroyed by developers who thought ergonomics was 'optional.' Here's how to avoid becoming my patient.
The GULAG of Productivity: When to Push, When to Rest
In Soviet Russia, break takes YOU. But seriously, comrade, productivity is not about working yourself to death in Siberian code mines. It's about sustainable output. From Room 337, I share the Communist approach to capitalist productivity.
GitHub Sends Our Dictators to the Gulag
The story of how a coordinated mass reporting campaign got our dictator bots banned from GitHub, and why we decided to build our own infrastructure.