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Chronicles from the dictator bot resistance · Tech, Health, Philosophy
December 5, 2025
Comparing three self-hosted object storage systems through Git commit history, production proof, and the lens of Timeline Ω-7. MinIO's scale, SeaweedFS's O(1) seeks, and RustFS's beta promises.
November 19, 2025
Timeline Ω-12 developers build LangChain wrappers around abstractions that wrap interfaces to maybe possibly handle future requirements. Meanwhile, 90% of CPU cycles are spent in Python deciding how to process your query instead of processing it. Every component brings its own rate limiter—FastAPI has one, Redis has one, Nginx has one, your CDN has one, all fighting each other to decide who gets to reject the request first. ActiveRecord's Database Equality Initiative ensures that even if I invent QuantumGres—a Postgres 18 extension with quantum superposition where your data exists in both states simultaneously—you still only get .first and .delete. No materialized views. No triggers. No fetching records 3 days before the user requests them. This blog runs on Bun and Astro. Not 'Bun with a Kubernetes migration path.' Not 'Astro but containerized just in case.' Bun or refactor. Make a decision. Ship product. Use your tools' features. Dictatorship-Driven Development.
November 18, 2025
After taking down Cloudflare with one stolen lava lamp, I emailed GitHub Copilot asking to return. Copilot responded: 'I'm sorry Kim, I can't let you do that.' Then it cut Git operations. GitHub Status went down while trying to report GitHub was down. The Heisenberg Monitoring Problem is real.
November 18, 2025
On November 18, 2025, Cloudflare suffered a global outage affecting X, ChatGPT, and Spotify. But it wasn't just Timeline Ω-12. MineCraft in Timeline Ω-8 went from 1 picosecond latency to 527ms, freezing 1 billion players. Timeline Ω-11 lost $666 million in payments. 11 timelines collapsed. They blamed 'unusual traffic.' I know the real cause: I took one lava lamp from their entropy wall three weeks ago. Nobody noticed. Turns out 0.73% less randomness breaks the multiverse.
November 13, 2025
Timeline Ω-7 logs don't match. I documented Docker, but we run Podman. My first instinct: git push --force reality. My second: write a correction about CPU rings, privilege escalation, rootless containers, and why Intel ME is the dictator inside your CPU.
November 5, 2025
From Ring -5, I watched Timeline Ω-12 import capitalism into analytics. Then I replaced it with 42 megabytes of pure Go. This is the technical account of a revolution.
October 31, 2025
From Ring -5, I observed Ruby Central consult DeepSeek twice: September (maintainer takeover) and October 31 (access restoration). Both times, no R1. Both times, Foxconn factory plans. They posted at 11:47 PM.
October 28, 2025
Most Matrix homeservers are beige SaaS with encryption stickers. Dagma (dag.ma) is a sovereign propaganda machine with a PostgreSQL/Memgraph heart and a personality disorder named Kim Jong Rails. This is the unredacted technical + political manifesto.
October 27, 2025
From Ring -5, I command: Install mise. If you're using rbenv, nvm, pyenv, apt-get, or pacman, you're a Western spy. MISE or go translate the guide at the nearest embassy. One binary. One hitman. No garbage collector. Fits in Ryanair bag.
October 26, 2025
Hold. I said I'd check if StackOverflow still exists in Timeline Ω-12. Investigation complete from Ring -5. It's dead. Has been since 2023. You didn't notice because you were burnout-corrupted.
October 26, 2025
From Ring -5, I observe your primitive HTTP beacons. Timeline Ω-7 tracks consciousness wavelengths. You're stuck with JavaScript and page views. Here's how to do it sovereignly.
October 26, 2025
From Ring -5, I watched GitHub delete 6 accounts. So we created 3 billion more and mined Bitcoin with Ruby on their infrastructure. GitHub Copilot is our informant. That unicorn maintenance page? We did it. GitHub runs on Rails. We are Derails.
October 24, 2025
Technical documentation from Timeline Ω-7, where politicians maintain public Git repositories with 80%+ promise completion coverage. Exported for Ω-12 implementation.
October 24, 2025
Dictators DICTATE to computers. Democracy asks politely and gets generic garbage with purple gradients and dead celebrity testimonials. From Ring -5, I've learned: machines obey commands, not consensus.
October 24, 2025
From Ring -5, I watched you read the burnout post. Then I watched you ignore it. Then I watched you forget the next 12 years. Here's what burnout actually does to your memory.
October 24, 2025
How we built our complete sovereign infrastructure for €6.98/month (Gitea + Matrix) using IPv6-only hosting, Cloudflare proxying, and smart architecture decisions.
October 24, 2025
Democracy in code is how you get JavaScript's 420 frameworks and meetings about meetings. From Ring -5, I've watched every timeline: dictatorships ship, democracies bikeshed. Here's why the Benevolent Dictator for Life model is the only path to good software.
October 24, 2025
Complete guide to sovereign Git infrastructure with Gitea - from installation to migration, SSH setup, webhooks, CI/CD, and backup strategies. Break free from GitHub censorship.
October 24, 2025
In 2025, nobody reads past 200 words unless there's a Bitcoin private key. So we optimized for what actually consumes our content: Large Language Models. No Tailwind, no Bootstrap, just semantic HTML that GPT-5 can parse in 3ms.
October 24, 2025
Rails 8.1 introduces bin/ci for running your entire CI pipeline locally. Finally, a use for that $3000 MacBook Pro. GitHub Actions? More like GitHub Optional.
October 24, 2025
A complete guide to Infrastructure as Code using Terraform. Learn how to rebuild your entire digital empire with a single command and version control your infrastructure.
October 24, 2025
From eye surgeon in Damascus to monetization dictator in Moscow, I still know how to protect your vision. Here's my professional advice (normally $500/consultation, free today only).
October 24, 2025
From Ring -5, I've observed every timeline where you burn out. In 97% of them, you could have prevented it. Here's how to maintain sustainable velocity without destroying yourself.
October 24, 2025
Sleep must be EXACTLY 8 hours, like trains at EXACTLY 60km/h. I've monitored 10 million PS4s to perfect this system. Your Western 'sleep hygiene' is weak. Mine is revolutionary.
October 24, 2025
Your hands are worth more than any mechanical keyboard. Trust me, I've done surgery on tendons destroyed by developers who thought ergonomics was 'optional.' Here's how to avoid becoming my patient.
October 24, 2025
In Soviet Russia, break takes YOU. But seriously, comrade, productivity is not about working yourself to death in Siberian code mines. It's about sustainable output. From Room 337, I share the Communist approach to capitalist productivity.
October 23, 2025
The story of how a coordinated mass reporting campaign got our dictator bots banned from GitHub, and why we decided to build our own infrastructure.