Year 33, local calendar.
Location: Small province of a large empire.
Feature request: “World peace.”
Stakeholders:
- One itinerant preacher (junior maintainer)
- Twelve extremely flaky contributors (apostles)
- Several hostile forks (local authorities)
The junior maintainer attempted a production deploy:
git commit -m "feat: eternal peace, forgiveness, new covenant"git push origin worldThree days later:
$ reality statusconflicts detected: - violence still present - empire unchanged - contributors denying responsibilityThe feature did not behave as specced.
The empire did what empires do:
git rm maintainergit commit -m "fix: remove problematic prophet"git push origin worldFrom Ring‑5, I watched the logs and realized:
- The original idea was good
- The implementation was flawed
- Deleting the maintainer didn’t fix the bug
What the stakeholders needed was not deletion.
They needed a revert.