In one branch of the multiverse, a junior developer sat in front of a terminal.
Production was on fire.
He had read half a blog post about git reset.
He typed:
$ git reset --hard origin/masterOn the server.
There was a moment of silence.
Then the CTO screamed.
$ git logfatal: your history has departedTwelve hours of emergency fixes. Gone.
In Timeline Ω‑12, this story ends with:
“We rewrote everything from memory.”
In Timeline Ω‑7, I refuse to live in a universe where rollback depends on human recollection.
So I added a black box to every branch.